After Midnight
When I am looking for sensual smut that doesn’t bother with a single bit of plot, I head over to Daring Media Group, where the women are beautiful, the men are cut and the sex is tastefully hardcore....
View ArticleThe Opening Of Misty Beethoven
Back in 2007, mere months after I started working at HM4Her, I sat down to review The Opening Of Misty Beethoven. Being such a novice to the world of smutty reviews, and classics like this at all...
View ArticleRecapping Tristan – Taking A Look At Our Favorite Tristan Taormino Reviews!
Over the years I’ve given a lot of written love to my sex education idol Tristan Taormino. Today I thought it would be fun to recap some of the favorite reviews I’ve posted of her movies! Tristan...
View ArticleShades of Kink
I have tried not to shit all over Fifty Shades of Grey since its explosion all over the world. I’m just now reading it because I didn’t want to be a nasty, judgmental asshole about something I hadn’t...
View ArticleTorn
I know I keep talking about Valentine’s Day, but what can I say, I’m excited. I get pumped for any holiday that revolves around candy and chocolate. In honor of the big day, I thought I’d do a review...
View ArticleSex Oddities #2
Oh Michelle Aston, how I love you so! It’s been such a long time since we’ve gotten something new that features my porno mega-crush, Michelle Aston and you know that I not only jumped to review it,...
View ArticleClerks XXX – A Porn Parody
While it may not seem like it on the surface, porn parodies are actually a multi-layered experience. Sure, they can get you off, but they can also offer up a less charged and scary way for people to...
View ArticleExperience Me
Today feels like a straight to the action kind of day, so I am taking a look a movie from a studio that has recently joined us, MOMXXX. We already know how I feel about women being labeled as “MILFs,”...
View ArticleMacGyver XXX – A Dream Zone Parody (Disc 1)
I’ve got two words for you, people: MacGyver porn. Oh yeah, you heard me right. The industry finally cracked its nut and brought us porn based off of the action-adventure show from the ‘80s/’90s. I...
View ArticleHappy Easter Fucking!
Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than...
View ArticleWasteland Movie Review
We started to review Wasteland a while ago, but haven’t seemed to finish. I have been looking for an excuse to watch this movie, so when I noticed we had half of the movie reviewed and not the other,...
View ArticleGo Watch: “Broken Hearts”
I am absolutely not familiar with romantic, couples porn. In the past, in my preference, I like kink, fast, dirty, and I’ll only watch a scene per ‘bation session. But seeing as Remy LaCroix is a bit...
View ArticleGo Watch: “Tuff Love”
If there’s any obvious trend going around right now it’s MMA. And, consider me just a trendsetter, but Tuff Love stood out to me because of this reason. It was also getting a ton of hype, so I jumped...
View ArticleGo Watch: “The Submission of Emma Marx”
Sigh. Okay, I have to admit something. I’ve been staring at this blank screen for about an hour now. What motivated me to start the review was a pal, when they mentioned that “The Submission of Emma...
View ArticleGo Watch: Not The Wizard Of Oz XXX
Without a doubt, this movie is pretty much the most hilarious and comedic, cinematically entertaining, and downright drrrty flick we’ve ever reviewed. Topping the charts for yet another week, Will...
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